Men's Mystery Shirt

Size Guide

Satisfy your deep seeded craving to solve a good mystery and take a $5 spin of the textile wheel, guaranteed to end with a delectably soft, surprise. We have a limited supply of back stock t-shirts that either have very slight defects, or did not get the traction we expected for one reason or another. These are all authentic Solid Threads shirts with designs that are most likely never to be seen again. Join us in a mystery and wait with bated breath for the mailman to reveal your textile destiny!

***PLEASE NOTE: Unlike all other products, mystery shirt purchases are final and we are unable to offer returns of exchanges.***


Size

CHARACTERS WELCOME!

Fitting Room

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1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.
2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom.
3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.
4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

MEN
S
M
L
XL
XXL
Chest 
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
Length 
28"
29"
30"
31"
32"
WOMEN
S
M
L
Chest 
16" 17" 18"
Length  25" 26" 27"
TODDLER 2T 4T 6T
Chest 11.5" 12.5" 13.5"
Length 16" 17" 18"
BABY 6M 12M 18M
Chest 8.5" 9.5" 10.5"
Length 13" 14" 15"

An overall fit note:

Our shirts are predominantly true to size, with a slightly tailored cut for a nice framing fit. If you are in between sizes we generally suggest going for the larger option, as they will shrink roughly .5" in width and 1" length when dried on high.

The quality of most funny t-shirts is no laughing matter:

Our t-shirts are custom cut & sewn exclusively for Solid Threads, ethically sourced and responsibly manufactured in the USA. They are made of a 40 thread count, combed cotton/poly fabric for a delectably soft, authentically worn-in look & feel.  As cousin Eddie of the Griswalds says..."Reeeaaaallly niiiiiice Clark"