April 20, 2020 3 min read
And why are they called sweatpants anyway? I’ve been wearing them for five weeks straight and haven’t broken a sweat yet. I’d bet my bong I haven’t. Well, there was that day I thought I saw an actual Heinz ketchup at the grocery store and made a break down aisle 3, but it turned out to be some weird organic barbeque sauce.
So here we are, self-quarantined, puffin’ the day away. During these weird times, let SOLID THREADS help you get weirder. Let one of our retro, marijuana themed shirts support your lifestyle, habit, pastime, guilty pleasure, vice, or otherwise. Just think, all you need is a shirt these days for online school or work from home. Who the f*ck knows what people are wearing below the belt in those zoom calls…unless you’re on those zoom calls. And we won’t judge you for that, its just worthy of a whole other post, another time.
Recreational pot shops have been deemed essential in several states and more than twenty other states have allowed medical dispensaries to remain open for business. We think that makes the serious case for the need for legalized weed across the board. You know, Canada style. Your local budtender, who has to explain the difference between Indica and Sativa[i] every time you go in the shop is now an essential worker.
But if you’re in one of the “other” states your supply chain may be disrupted. And this could pose a problem. We spent a recent Saturday night laying out our edibles, end-to-end, counting them and wondering when everything might go back to normal.
DO – Get creative. Paint a picture, write a poem. Sh!t, I spent two hours building LEGOs while on a conference call, then finished my futuristic tower which kinda morphed into Barad-dur (LOTR shout-out, what what!)
DON’T – Drive. Never a good idea. The claim that you’re a great driver when high isn’t true. Your friend isn’t either. That’s how you end up walking through a Taco Bell Drive Thru.
[i] Indica is the relaxing, body high. The one to sink into the couch. Sativa is the euphoric, creative head high. Or some sh!t like that. We don’t know, google it.
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