Our Women’s Best Selling Retro Graphic Tees This Year

25 Years of Humor, Vintage Vibes & Women’s Favorites

At Solid Threads, we’ve been slinging funny, vintage-inspired t-shirts for her (and him, and them) for over 25 years. From retro humor to timeless design, we handcraft each shirt to feel like your old favorite—worn-in, witty, and ready for anything. Whether you’re into slow vibes, food puns, or nostalgic nods to the weird and wonderful, our tees are rooted in eco-conscious comfort and authentic character.

And these aren’t just our favorites. These are yours. Every design in this list of women’s best selling graphic tees earned its spot based on real customer love. So whether you're here to find the best retro graphic tees for women, or you just need a new excuse to drop an F-bomb at brunch (on your shirt, of course), let’s dive into the top 10 tees stealing the spotlight in closets everywhere.

Best Selling Women’s Retro Graphic Tees

1. Bad Ass: Retro Confidence with a Donkey Kick

Because why whisper when you can shout it—on a tee? This bold, funny vintage-inspired t-shirt for her says what we’re all thinking, in retro donkey vibes. A certified confidence boost.

2. Take It Slow: Turtle Vibes for the Chill Queens

Featuring a chill turtle living its best life, this one’s for our queens of calm. It’s one of the cute eco-friendly graphic tees women love—slow fashion meets slower living.

3. Swirly Mountains: 70s Road Trip Dreams on Cotton

A dreamy, retro landscape tee with a mountain sunset and 70s curves. This design captures that mountainous vintage nature-loving graphic women’s t-shirt energy you’d expect to find at a road trip gas station among the winding turns.

4. Sunset: Golden Hour Glows, All Day Long

Minimal, mellow, and endlessly cool. This fan favorite nails the monochromatic nostalgic sustainable tee aesthetic with a gradient sunset and clean retro tree lines. It’s a must-have for golden hour lovers.

5. F-Bombs: Funny, Fierce, and Fully Unfiltered

Dropping retro humorous t-shirt style for her since forever. Our F-Bombs tee is soft, cheeky, and unapologetically you. Perfect for when life’s too real for a polite response.

6. Ray of F'ing Sunshine: Chaos and Joy in One Tee

Bright, bold, and slightly unhinged—like your group chat in shirt form. This is one of our top-selling women’s nostalgic mindful t-shirts this year, and we get why. It's impossible not to take a moment to share a smile (or smirk).

7. That’s Bananas: Fruit Puns and Full-On Sass

Equal parts hilarious and quirky, this funny food tee for women serves up Fruit of the Loom vibes with a side of sass. Goes great with chaos and coffee.

8. Murder at Sunset: Vintage Vibes Meet Mystery Thriller Energy

Moody meets vintage in this mysteriously cool animal t-shirt for her. The tee’s cinematic retro palette and creepy vibes make it a cult classic among stylish sleuths.

9. How You Lichen Me Now: Retro Plant Pun Perfection

Show off your natural sense of humor with this pun-packed tee with a botanical twist. Whether you’re hiking, brunching, or just showing off your plant puns, this is one of the cute eco-friendly graphic tees women love to wear year-round.

10. Holy Guacamole: Avocado Lovers Unite in Style

Guac your world with this irresistibly funny retro graphic tee that proves avocado appreciation never goes out of style. Blending vintage vibes with modern comfort, this vintage foodie t-shirt for her is perfect for anyone who loves to mix a little humor with their wardrobe — and maybe a side of chips, too.

1. Reflections

Soft tones, peaceful vibes. This vintage-style nature women’s tee is a wearable exhale, loved by yogis and nap champions alike.

2. I Just Want All the Dogs

Dog moms, assemble. This funny pet-lovers t-shirt for women speaks fluent canine and pairs best with muddy paws and puppy kisses.

3. Camp Site

This retro outdoorsy women’s tee is made for those in your life who also identify as the biggest outdoor enthusiast. It will scratch the camping itch for the adventurer who’s also very into s’mores.

4. Serenity Now

A Seinfeldian scream into the void—with style. This vintage pop culture t-shirt for her offers comic relief in soft cotton form.

5. Cat Lawyer

Is it absurd? Yes. Is it amazing? Also yes. This unique funny women’s cat tee is for cat people, courtroom fans, and anyone who thrives on chaos.

Why Women Love These Tees

• Buttery-Soft Feel: Made with our signature blend of eco-conscious materials, these tees are soft enough to sleep in, and stylish enough to stunt in.

• Retro Humor with Heart: Our designs blend funny vintage-inspired t-shirt energy with actual wearable art—nostalgia without the mothballs.

• Sustainably Made: From low-impact inks to ethical production, these are cute eco-friendly graphic tees women love for a reason.

• Not Just Trendy—Timeless: Whether you found us yesterday or 15 years ago, our humor hits just as hard now as it did then.

Find Your Favorite in Our Women’s Best Sellers

These aren’t just shirts—they’re time capsules, conversation starters, and daily mood boosters. Our funny retro shirts for women are designed to last, both in quality and in cool factor. From quirky puns to vintage artwork, they reflect everything Solid Threads has stood for over the past 25 years: humor, nostalgia, and sustainability with a wink.

Ready to join the club? Shop our full line of vintage graphic tees and discover your own best seller moment.