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MEN'S TEE
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18"
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20"
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22"
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24"
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26"
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27" |
Length
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28"
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29"
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30"
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31"
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32"
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WOMEN'S TEE
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16" | 17" | 18" | 19" | ||
Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | ||
WOMEN'S CROP TOP | S | M | L | |||
Chest | 16" | 17" | 18" | |||
Length | 22" | 23" | 24" | |||
KIDS TEE | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | |
Chest | 12" | 13" | 14" | 15" | 16" | |
Length | 16" | 17" | 18" | 20" | 22" | |
BABY ONESIE | 6M | 12M | 18M | |||
Chest | 8.5" | 9.5" | 10.5" | |||
Length | 13" | 14" | 15" | |||
UNISEX SWEATSHIRTS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
Chest | 18" | 19" | 20" | 21" | 22" | 23" |
Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 31.5" |
Meet Captain 'Murica—the hero we need but definitely don’t deserve. His shield? Whatever’s handy. His superpower? Shotgunning a beer in under three seconds. His greatest enemy? HOA regulations. Whether he's wrestling gators or yelling at the TV, one thing’s for sure—this legend runs on freedom and cheap domestic lager.
⋆ Buttery Soft blend of 60% Cotton/40% Poly (solid colors) or 50% Cotton/25% Poly/25% Rayon (triblend colors).
⋆ Ethically Sourced in the USA.
⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
⋆ Lightweight & Durable: 4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)
⋆ 40 Singles Thread Count
⋆ Slightly tailored with side seam stitching for a comfy, stylish fit.
⋆ Predominantly true to size. If in b/t sizes, we recommend going up. Garments shrink 1 2"
⋆ Design by <a href="https://solidthreads.com/pages/headline brand funny T-Shirts designer graphic tees">Headline Shirts</a>
MEN'S TEE
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S
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M
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L
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XL
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XXL
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3XL |
Chest
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18"
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20"
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22"
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24"
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26"
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27" |
Length
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28"
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29"
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30"
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31"
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32"
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33" |
WOMEN'S TEE
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S
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M
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L
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XL | ||
Chest
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16" | 17" | 18" | 19" | ||
Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | ||
WOMEN'S CROP TOP | S | M | L | |||
Chest | 16" | 17" | 18" | |||
Length | 22" | 23" | 24" | |||
KIDS TEE | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | |
Chest | 12" | 13" | 14" | 15" | 16" | |
Length | 16" | 17" | 18" | 20" | 22" | |
BABY ONESIE | 6M | 12M | 18M | |||
Chest | 8.5" | 9.5" | 10.5" | |||
Length | 13" | 14" | 15" | |||
UNISEX SWEATSHIRTS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
Chest | 18" | 19" | 20" | 21" | 22" | 23" |
Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 31.5" |
Buttery soft shirts with a stylish comfy fit, ethically sourced and printed with eco friendly inks.
Timeless t-shirt designs with authentic retro flavor made from 25 years of graphic tee goodness.
Super friendly service from real humans + free returns and our 100% Solid Guarantee.
Our goods are ethically sourced, printed with eco-friendly inks, shipped in recycled packaging, & made to order to minimize waste. Plus we plant one tree for every tee purchased.
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