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  • What's Crackin T-shirt

    Our buttery soft vintage-blend t-shirt custom cut & sewn in the USA exclusively for us. Our signature 40 single fabric offers authentic retro style & flavor. More Info & Size Chart
    STYLE
    Color
    Triblend Red
    Size
    This item includes our Solid Satisfaction Guarantee.
    Story

    When God told lobsters that they were gonna have some pinchy things and stroll around the bottom of the ocean, they must have thought that'd be pretty cool. Until they heard the part about the most intelligent animals in the world finding them absolutely irresistible. Lobster lovers will find this vintage-style T-shirt absolutely irresistible, too.

    Fit & Features

    ⋆ Buttery Soft blend of 60% Cotton/40% Poly (solid colors) or 50% Cotton/25% Poly/25% Rayon (triblend colors).
    ⋆ Ethically Sourced in the USA.
    ⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
    ⋆ Lightweight & Durable: 4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)
    ⋆ 40 Singles Thread Count
    ⋆ Slightly tailored with side seam stitching for a comfy, stylish fit.
    ⋆ Predominantly true to size. If in b/t sizes, we recommend going up. Garments shrink 1 - 2"

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    Shipping & Returns

    ⋆Shipped from our Burlington, VT Headquarters
    ⋆ Shipping costs detemined by weight in the shopping cart at checkout.
    ⋆ Refer to Estimated Delivery Date above for Processing & Shipping time.
    ⋆ Free shipping over $75.
    ⋆ Free returns & exchanges.

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