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  • Women's Breakfast of Champions T-Shirt

    Our buttery soft vintage-blend scoopneck tee custom cut & sewn in the USA. Lightweight, durable 40-single fabric offers a blissful "worn in" feel & flavor. More Info & Size Chart
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    Triblend Kelly
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    Drinkers, deep thinkers, and anyone with a hangover will understand the mouth-watering appeal of this funny women's vintage-style beer shirt. The perfect accompaniment to a deliciously greasy post-party meal (aka food breakfast), this soft and fun retro scoopneck is a toast to beer-pong champions and bar olympians.

    Fit & Features

    ⋆ Buttery Soft blend of 60% Cotton/40% Poly (solid colors) or 50% Cotton/25% Poly/25% Rayon (triblend colors).
    ⋆ Ethically Sourced in the USA.
    ⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
    ⋆ Lightweight & Durable: 4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)
    ⋆ 40-Single Thread Count
    ⋆ Tailored for a woman's contours with a fashion forward fit & feel.
    ⋆ Predominantly true to size. If in b/t sizes, we recommend going up. Garments shrink 1 - 2"

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    Shipping & Returns

    ⋆Shipped from our Burlington, VT Headquarters
    ⋆ Shipping costs detemined by weight in the shopping cart at checkout.
    ⋆ Refer to Estimated Delivery Date above for Processing & Shipping time.
    ⋆ Free shipping over $75.
    ⋆ Free returns & exchanges.

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