Call Me An Optimist, But I Think We're Doomed T-Shirt

Name: Call Me An Optimist, But I Think We're Doomed T-Shirt
Brand: Headline
SKU: HL5417MNS
Price: 32.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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Are you a "glass is half full of poison" person? Do you dream of a worse tomorrow? This ironic t-shirt was designed for you. Sure there's climate change, nuclear war, and evil robots coming for us. But if there's one thing that the political left and right can agree on... it's that we're all doomed.

Fit & Features

⋆ Buttery Soft blend of 60% Cotton/40% Poly (solid colors) or 50% Cotton/25% Poly/25% Rayon (triblend colors).
⋆ Ethically Sourced in the USA.
⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
⋆ Lightweight & Durable: 4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)
⋆ 40 Singles Thread Count
⋆ Slightly tailored with side seam stitching for a comfy, stylish fit.
⋆ Predominantly true to size. If in b/t sizes, we recommend going up. Garments shrink 1 - 2"
⋆ Design by <a href="https://solidthreads.com/pages/headline-brand-funny-t-shirts-designer-graphic-tees">Headline Shirts</a>

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Shipping & Returns

⋆Shipped from our Burlington, VT Headquarters
⋆ Shipping costs detemined by weight in the shopping cart at checkout.
⋆ Refer to Estimated Delivery Date above for Processing & Shipping time.
⋆ Free shipping over $75.
⋆ Free returns & exchanges.

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MEN'S TEE	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL
Chest	18"	20"	22"	24"	26"	27"
Length	28"	29"	30"	31"	32"	33"
WOMEN'S TEE	S	M	L	XL
Chest	16"	17"	18"	19"
Length	27"	28"	29"	30"
WOMEN'S CROP TOP	S	M	L
Chest	16"	17"	18"
Length	22"	23"	24"
KIDS TEE	2	4	6	8	10
Chest	12"	13"	14"	15"	16"
Length	16"	17"	18"	20"	22"
BABY ONESIE	6M	12M	18M
Chest	8.5"	9.5"	10.5"
Length	13"	14"	15"
UNISEX SWEATSHIRTS	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Chest	18"	19"	20"	21"	22"	23"
Length	27"	28"	29"	30"	31"	31.5"

MEN'S TEE	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL
Chest	18"	20"	22"	24"	26"	27"
Length	28"	29"	30"	31"	32"	33"
WOMEN'S TEE	S	M	L	XL
Chest	16"	17"	18"	19"
Length	27"	28"	29"	30"
WOMEN'S CROP TOP	S	M	L
Chest	16"	17"	18"
Length	22"	23"	24"
KIDS TEE	2	4	6	8	10
Chest	12"	13"	14"	15"	16"
Length	16"	17"	18"	20"	22"
BABY ONESIE	6M	12M	18M
Chest	8.5"	9.5"	10.5"
Length	13"	14"	15"
UNISEX SWEATSHIRTS	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Chest	18"	19"	20"	21"	22"	23"
Length	27"	28"	29"	30"	31"	31.5"

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An overall fit note:

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Call Me An Optimist, But I Think We're Doomed T-Shirt

Fitting Room

1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom. 3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

An overall fit note:

The quality of most funny t-shirts is no laughing matter:

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Fitting Room

1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom. 3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

An overall fit note:

The quality of most funny t-shirts is no laughing matter:

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1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.
2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom.
3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.
4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.
2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom.
3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.
4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.