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  • Jesus I'm Drunk Organic Cotton T-shirt

    This absurdly soft 100% organic cotton tee is ecofriendly fashion at its finest. Perfectly weighted fabric, garment dyed and biopolished for ultimate comfort. More Info & Size Chart
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    Turn some water into wine with this awesome retro beer t-shirt. Biblical folk were no strangers to the fermented beverage, so imbibe in this funny drinking shirt guilt free! You’ll feel extra comfy with our ultra soft organic cotton fabric printed with eco friendly inks, distilled to drinking t-shirt perfection.

    Fit & Features

    ⋆ Ultra soft 100% GOTs Certified Organic Cotton
    ⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
    ⋆ Dyed with DyStar Low Impact Dyes
    ⋆ Garment washed for a worn-in feel from the get go
    ⋆ Bio Polished for ultimate softness and lint free finish
    ⋆ Slightly tailored cut for a comfy, stylish fit.
    ⋆ Predominantly true to size. Size up if in b/t sizes.
    ⋆ Medium Weight & Durable: 5 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)

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    Shipping & Returns

    ⋆ Shipped from our Burlington, VT Headquarters
    ⋆ Shipping costs detemined by weight in the shopping cart at checkout.
    ⋆ Refer to Estimated Delivery Date above for Processing & Shipping time.
    ⋆ Free shipping over $75.
    ⋆ Free returns & exchanges.

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