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  • Call Me An Optimist, But I Think We're Doomed T-Shirt

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    Are you a "glass is half full of poison" person? Do you dream of a worse tomorrow? This ironic t-shirt was designed for you. Sure there's climate change, nuclear war, and evil robots coming for us. But if there's one thing that the political left and right can agree on... it's that we're all doomed.

    Fit & Features

    ⋆ Buttery Soft blend of 60% Cotton/40% Poly (solid colors) or 50% Cotton/25% Poly/25% Rayon (triblend colors).
    ⋆ Ethically Sourced in the USA.
    ⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
    ⋆ Lightweight & Durable: 4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)
    ⋆ 40 Singles Thread Count
    ⋆ Slightly tailored with side seam stitching for a comfy, stylish fit.
    ⋆ Predominantly true to size. If in b/t sizes, we recommend going up. Garments shrink 1 - 2"
    ⋆ Design by <a href="https://solidthreads.com/pages/headline-brand-funny-t-shirts-designer-graphic-tees">Headline Shirts</a>

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    Shipping & Returns

    ⋆Shipped from our Burlington, VT Headquarters
    ⋆ Shipping costs detemined by weight in the shopping cart at checkout.
    ⋆ Refer to Estimated Delivery Date above for Processing & Shipping time.
    ⋆ Free shipping over $75.
    ⋆ Free returns & exchanges.

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