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They don't call him Moby Dick for nothing. The great white whale from Melville's classic literary work loves to talk trash. He gets the better of Captain Ahab's Pequod in this hilariously bookish tee. The ultra soft fabric will keep you comfortable on your next hubristic quest for vengeance on the open ocean.
⋆ Buttery Soft blend of 60% Cotton/40% Poly (solid colors) or 50% Cotton/25% Poly/25% Rayon (triblend colors).
⋆ Ethically Sourced in the USA.
⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
⋆ Lightweight & Durable: 4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)
⋆ 40 Singles Thread Count
⋆ Slightly tailored with side seam stitching for a comfy, stylish fit.
⋆ Predominantly true to size. If in b/t sizes, we recommend going up. Garments shrink 1 - 2"
⋆ Design by <a href="https://solidthreads.com/pages/headline-brand-funny-t-shirts-designer-graphic-tees">Headline Shirts</a>
MEN'S TEE
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S
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M
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L
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XL
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XXL
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3XL |
Chest
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18"
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20"
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22"
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24"
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26"
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27" |
Length
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28"
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29"
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30"
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31"
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32"
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33" |
WOMEN'S TEE
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S
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M
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L
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XL | ||
Chest
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16" | 17" | 18" | 19" | ||
Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | ||
WOMEN'S CROP TOP | S | M | L | |||
Chest | 16" | 17" | 18" | |||
Length | 22" | 23" | 24" | |||
KIDS TEE | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | |
Chest | 12" | 13" | 14" | 15" | 16" | |
Length | 16" | 17" | 18" | 20" | 22" | |
BABY ONESIE | 6M | 12M | 18M | |||
Chest | 8.5" | 9.5" | 10.5" | |||
Length | 13" | 14" | 15" | |||
UNISEX SWEATSHIRTS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
Chest | 18" | 19" | 20" | 21" | 22" | 23" |
Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 31.5" |
Buttery soft shirts with a stylish comfy fit, ethically sourced and printed with eco friendly inks.
Timeless t-shirt designs with authentic retro flavor made from 25 years of graphic tee goodness.
Super friendly service from real humans + free returns and our 100% Solid Guarantee.
Join our cast of characters with ultra soft, uniquely approachable apparel that uplifts looks and spirits...
Our goods are ethically sourced, printed with eco-friendly inks, shipped in recycled packaging, & made to order to minimize waste. Plus we plant one tree for every tee purchased.
You know the tees that repeatedly rise to the top of your favorite t-shirt drawer... we've been making those long enough to get really good at it.