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Pour yourself into this funny, vintage tee that celebrates the world's greatest pairing. It's the perfect blend of literary charm and spirited humor. Raise your whiskey glass and turn a page in style, printed on ultra-soft fabric for the discerning and bookish.
⋆ Buttery Soft blend of 60% Cotton/40% Poly (solid colors) or 50% Cotton/25% Poly/25% Rayon (triblend colors).
⋆ Ethically Sourced in the USA.
⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
⋆ Lightweight & Durable: 4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)
⋆ 40 Singles Thread Count
⋆ Slightly tailored with side seam stitching for a comfy, stylish fit.
⋆ Predominantly true to size. If in b/t sizes, we recommend going up. Garments shrink 1 - 2"
⋆ Design by <a href="https://solidthreads.com/pages/headline-brand-funny-t-shirts-designer-graphic-tees">Headline Shirts</a>
MEN'S TEE
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M
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L
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XL
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XXL
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3XL |
Chest
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18"
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20"
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22"
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24"
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26"
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27" |
Length
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28"
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29"
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30"
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31"
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32"
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33" |
WOMEN'S TEE
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M
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L
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XL | ||
Chest
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16" | 17" | 18" | 19" | ||
Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | ||
WOMEN'S CROP TOP | S | M | L | |||
Chest | 16" | 17" | 18" | |||
Length | 22" | 23" | 24" | |||
KIDS TEE | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | |
Chest | 12" | 13" | 14" | 15" | 16" | |
Length | 16" | 17" | 18" | 20" | 22" | |
BABY ONESIE | 6M | 12M | 18M | |||
Chest | 8.5" | 9.5" | 10.5" | |||
Length | 13" | 14" | 15" | |||
UNISEX SWEATSHIRTS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
Chest | 18" | 19" | 20" | 21" | 22" | 23" |
Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 31.5" |
Buttery soft shirts with a stylish comfy fit, ethically sourced and printed with eco friendly inks.
Timeless t-shirt designs with authentic retro flavor made from 25 years of graphic tee goodness.
Super friendly service from real humans + free returns and our 100% Solid Guarantee.
For every tee purchased, we plant one tree, offsetting our carbon footprint and fighting climate change.
We've been crafting tees that rise to the top of your favorite t-shirt drawer for a very long time... long enough to get really good at it.