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Are you a "glass is half full of poison" person? Do you dream of a worse tomorrow? This ironic t-shirt was designed for you. Sure there's climate change, nuclear war, and evil robots coming for us. But if there's one thing that the political left and right can agree on... it's that we're all doomed.
⋆ Buttery Soft blend of 60% Cotton/40% Poly (solid colors) or 50% Cotton/25% Poly/25% Rayon (triblend colors).
⋆ Ethically Sourced in the USA.
⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
⋆ Lightweight & Durable: 4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)
⋆ 40 Singles Thread Count
⋆ Slightly tailored with side seam stitching for a comfy, stylish fit.
⋆ Predominantly true to size. If in b/t sizes, we recommend going up. Garments shrink 1 - 2"
⋆ Design by <a href="https://solidthreads.com/pages/headline-brand-funny-t-shirts-designer-graphic-tees">Headline Shirts</a>
MEN'S TEE
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XL
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XXL
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3XL |
Chest
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18"
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20"
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22"
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24"
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26"
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27" |
Length
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28"
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29"
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30"
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31"
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32"
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33" |
WOMEN'S TEE
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Chest
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16" | 17" | 18" | 19" | ||
Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | ||
WOMEN'S CROP TOP | S | M | L | |||
Chest | 16" | 17" | 18" | |||
Length | 22" | 23" | 24" | |||
KIDS TEE | 2 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | |
Chest | 12" | 13" | 14" | 15" | 16" | |
Length | 16" | 17" | 18" | 20" | 22" | |
BABY ONESIE | 6M | 12M | 18M | |||
Chest | 8.5" | 9.5" | 10.5" | |||
Length | 13" | 14" | 15" | |||
UNISEX SWEATSHIRTS | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
Chest | 18" | 19" | 20" | 21" | 22" | 23" |
Length | 27" | 28" | 29" | 30" | 31" | 31.5" |
Buttery soft shirts with a stylish comfy fit, ethically sourced and printed with eco friendly inks.
Timeless t-shirt designs with authentic retro flavor made from 25 years of graphic tee goodness.
Super friendly service from real humans + free returns and our 100% Solid Guarantee.
Our goods are ethically sourced, printed with eco-friendly inks, shipped in recycled packaging, & made to order to minimize waste. Plus we plant one tree for every tee purchased.
You know the tees that repeatedly rise to the top of your favorite t-shirt drawer... we've been making those long enough to get really good at it.
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