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  • Dance Like Russia Isn't Watching T-Shirt

    Our buttery soft vintage blend T-Shirt custom cut & sewn in the USA exclusively for us. Our signature 40 single fabric offers authentic retro style & flavor. More Info & Size Chart
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    Dark Charcoal
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    Story

    Dance like nobody’s watching—even if they totally are. Somewhere in Moscow, a guy named Yuri is sipping tea and analyzing your sweet moves on a grainy security feed. But hey, don’t let that stop you. Throw on this ultra-soft tee, cut loose, and give the Kremlin a performance worth recording.

    Fit & Features

    ⋆ Buttery Soft blend of 60% Cotton/40% Poly (solid colors) or 50% Cotton/25% Poly/25% Rayon (triblend colors).
    ⋆ Ethically Sourced in the USA.
    ⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
    ⋆ Lightweight & Durable: 4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)
    ⋆ 40 Singles Thread Count
    ⋆ Slightly tailored with side seam stitching for a comfy, stylish fit.
    ⋆ Predominantly true to size. If in b/t sizes, we recommend going up. Garments shrink 1 2"
    ⋆ Design by <a href="https://solidthreads.com/pages/headline brand funny T-Shirts designer graphic tees">Headline Shirts</a>

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    Shipping & Returns

    ⋆Shipped from our Burlington, VT Headquarters
    ⋆ Shipping costs detemined by weight in the shopping cart at checkout.
    ⋆ Refer to Estimated Delivery Date above for Processing & Shipping time.
    ⋆ Free shipping over $75.
    ⋆ Free returns & exchanges.

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