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  • I Was Cool Once Organic Cotton T-shirt

    This absurdly soft 100% organic cotton tee is ecofriendly fashion at its finest. Perfectly weighted fabric, garment dyed and biopolished for ultimate comfort. More Info & Size Chart
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    Possibly the perfect gift for all those dudes turned new dads struggling to hold onto a semblance of their former and cooler selves. This awesome organic t-shirt is as soft as a babies ass and sure to bring a smile to weary eyed parent's in the thick of their new reality for years to come.

    Fit & Features

    ⋆ Ultra soft 100% GOTs Certified Organic Cotton
    ⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
    ⋆ Dyed with DyStar Low Impact Dyes
    ⋆ Garment washed for a worn-in feel from the get go
    ⋆ Bio Polished for ultimate softness and lint free finish
    ⋆ Slightly tailored cut for a comfy, stylish fit.
    ⋆ Predominantly true to size. Size up if in b/t sizes.
    ⋆ Medium Weight & Durable: 5 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)

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    ⋆ Shipped from our Burlington, VT Headquarters
    ⋆ Shipping costs detemined by weight in the shopping cart at checkout.
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    ⋆ Free shipping over $75.
    ⋆ Free returns & exchanges.

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