The One Hoo Knocks T-Shirt

Name: The One Hoo Knocks T-Shirt
Brand: Headline
SKU: HL6024MSIS
Price: 32.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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$32.00

Our buttery soft vintage-blend t-shirt custom cut & sewn in the USA exclusively for us. Our signature 40 single fabric offers authentic retro style & flavor. ⋆ More Info & Size Chart

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Product Description

You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. This isn’t some woodland creature fluttering through the forest. This is Hoosenberg. He’s not in danger—he is the danger. A bird hears a knock on the tree? He knows who it is. It’s the one hoo knocks.

Fit & Features

⋆ Buttery Soft blend of 60% Cotton/40% Poly (solid colors) or 50% Cotton/25% Poly/25% Rayon (triblend colors).
⋆ Ethically Sourced in the USA.
⋆ Printed with Eco Friendly Inks.
⋆ Lightweight & Durable: 4 oz/yd² (136 g/m²)
⋆ 40 Singles Thread Count
⋆ Slightly tailored with side seam stitching for a comfy, stylish fit.
⋆ Predominantly true to size. If in b/t sizes, we recommend going up. Garments shrink 1 - 2"
⋆ Design by <a href="https://solidthreads.com/pages/headline-brand-funny-t-shirts-designer-graphic-tees">Headline Shirts</a>

⋆ View Size Guide

Shipping & Returns

⋆Shipped from our Burlington, VT Headquarters
⋆ Shipping costs detemined by weight in the shopping cart at checkout.
⋆ Refer to Estimated Delivery Date above for Processing & Shipping time.
⋆ Free shipping over $75.
⋆ Free returns & exchanges.

📦 More info on Shipping and Returns.

MEN'S TEE	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL
Chest	18"	20"	22"	24"	26"	27"
Length	28"	29"	30"	31"	32"	33"
WOMEN'S TEE	S	M	L	XL
Chest	16"	17"	18"	19"
Length	27"	28"	29"	30"
WOMEN'S CROP TOP	S	M	L
Chest	16"	17"	18"
Length	22"	23"	24"
KIDS TEE	2	4	6	8	10
Chest	12"	13"	14"	15"	16"
Length	16"	17"	18"	20"	22"
BABY ONESIE	6M	12M	18M
Chest	8.5"	9.5"	10.5"
Length	13"	14"	15"
UNISEX SWEATSHIRTS	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Chest	18"	19"	20"	21"	22"	23"
Length	27"	28"	29"	30"	31"	31.5"

MEN'S TEE	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL
Chest	18"	20"	22"	24"	26"	27"
Length	28"	29"	30"	31"	32"	33"
WOMEN'S TEE	S	M	L	XL
Chest	16"	17"	18"	19"
Length	27"	28"	29"	30"
WOMEN'S CROP TOP	S	M	L
Chest	16"	17"	18"
Length	22"	23"	24"
KIDS TEE	2	4	6	8	10
Chest	12"	13"	14"	15"	16"
Length	16"	17"	18"	20"	22"
BABY ONESIE	6M	12M	18M
Chest	8.5"	9.5"	10.5"
Length	13"	14"	15"
UNISEX SWEATSHIRTS	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Chest	18"	19"	20"	21"	22"	23"
Length	27"	28"	29"	30"	31"	31.5"

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The One Hoo Knocks T-Shirt

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1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.
2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom.
3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.
4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

An overall fit note:

The quality of most funny t-shirts is no laughing matter:

Fitting Room

1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.
2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom.
3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.
4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

An overall fit note:

The quality of most funny t-shirts is no laughing matter:

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The One Hoo Knocks T-Shirt

Fitting Room

1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom. 3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

An overall fit note:

The quality of most funny t-shirts is no laughing matter:

Solid Satisfaction Guarantee

Fitting Room

1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom. 3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

An overall fit note:

The quality of most funny t-shirts is no laughing matter:

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1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.
2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom.
3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.
4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.
2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom.
3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.
4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.