Turtle Enjoy the Journey T-shirt

Size Guide

“Hare brained” refers disparagingly to the frenetic rabbit, so “turtle brained” would embody wisdom and an appreciation for life’s simple pleasures. This unique but universal men’s graphic T-shirt celebrates smelling the metaphorical flowers, or smiling at a new funny animal tee.


Size
Color
Triblend Blue

CHARACTERS WELCOME!

Fitting Room

Vintage & Retro T-shirts | SOLID THREADS Size ChartVintage & Retro T-shirts | SOLID THREADS Garment Facts

1. Grab a current t-shirt that fits great.
2. Measure the length from the high point of the neck (where it meets the should seam), to the bottom.
3. Measure the chest from side to side 1" below the armpit.
4. Choose a size below with the closest measurements.

MEN
S
M
L
XL
XXL
Chest 
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
Length 
28"
29"
30"
31"
32"
WOMEN
S
M
L
Chest 
16" 17" 18"
Length  25" 26" 27"
TODDLER 2T 4T 6T
Chest 11.5" 12.5" 13.5"
Length 16" 17" 18"
BABY 6M 12M 18M
Chest 8.5" 9.5" 10.5"
Length 13" 14" 15"

An overall fit note:

Our shirts are predominantly true to size, with a slightly tailored cut for a nice framing fit. If you are in between sizes we generally suggest going for the larger option, as they will shrink roughly .5" in width and 1" length when dried on high.

The quality of most funny t-shirts is no laughing matter:

Our t-shirts are custom cut & sewn exclusively for Solid Threads, ethically sourced and responsibly manufactured in the USA. They are made of a 40 thread count, combed cotton/poly fabric for a delectably soft, authentically worn-in look & feel.  As cousin Eddie of the Griswalds says..."Reeeaaaallly niiiiiice Clark"